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It’s a Sun nite again!~~ Let me relate wat happened 2day…Morn i woke up, ready 4 my fornightly cleaning of room…Guess wat? 2 my horror, I found NOT an ARMy of Ants but a String of ants!~ Mind u, it’s a LONG string, even longer dan chinatown!~~ & it flows from one end of my room till de other, n all de way 2 my bro’s room!~ I was very angry…it muz be Alyssa…b4 she came, i make sure my room doesn’t even haf a single ant…Lucky, no1 was @ hm…if nt, they wld be my punching bag…it took me hours 2 clear de mess…I immediately went 2 buy ant killers & sprays…& wen my bro came over, i complained 2 him…bt he tld me he cant do anyting!~ Bt @ least he stil showed sum sense of helpfulness, placing de ants killer as well as baygon…Juz hope dat they would be gone soon…They still suspected it might be dos Pocky i ate b4 i sleep every nite, bt it cant be, coz I had been doin dat for years…if they reali wan cum, wld haf done it ages ago!!~

Nevertheless, after dat, I went 2 buy my contact lenses & did sum grocery shopping…Guess wat? I was in my usual LUP SUP clotings, w/o make-up, wearing specs & dis new shop assistant said I m very preti & tot i was an air-stewardess!~ haha…I nv tot ppl wld say dat of me wen Im in my ugliest state..Mayb coz I tied my hair up like a bun, @ least gota sum resemblance yeah?  My toopid sis even commented, " Eh…While u were queuing up for payment, I took a look @ de whole cold storage, & realised no 1 has hair as ugly as u…" Wen i went hm , my bro said " Wa lau, u wear like dat go out ah??" I was like…Pls lah, i go North point leh…u wan me wear gown meh? Everyday preti oso sian 1 mah…muz gif other gers chance mah…heehee…

Anyway, 2day’s my dad bdae & we went UOB centre there 2 eat…whole bill cost $400+ leh…lucky i clever, I said i buy cake, oni $20+…coz im a poor scholar..so let my bro & sis do de sharing bah… Gota save $ soon as Alyssa’s Bdae cuming sooN!~~ Need to slp soon coz can feel my usual headache approaching!~~ 2mr got sch den headache liao lah..tAtA!!~ 8D

It’s blogging time again…!!~ Sumtimes i hate myself so much!~alwaz cant resist de temptation of food & so Im here online munching…Hw I wish i wil nv grow fat…I oso noe wat im gg 2 eat 2mr…n dats Pocky!~ Anyway, juz had my monthly dinner wif my dearest years n years of buddy, Huiling…everytime she met me, surely expect me 2 say sum gd news 2 her, though i alwaz disappoint her…haha…she’s quite persistent in asking me abt my luv life…PLS LET ME OFF~~ wats wrong wif being single? But i muz emphasize dat im nt a LES~! Im 100% interested in guys & currently still waiting 4 Jay Chou…!! haha…Every single time we met up, we wun fail 2 laff until feel like falling off!~& she wil start washing my brain wif luv, marriage & kids!~ I oso wan gt married bt nobody wans & left on de shelf…so pls stop pestering me!!!

My last wisdom tooth is out…fighting its way nw..bt it din affect my appetite at all leh…However, I did lose sum weight after getting sick last week..& I tink its coz of de oysters dat i ate…Im still in luv wif seafood!~ Lastest update on Alyssa, she’s an irritating monster!~But oso cute wen I wake up, gg 4 work, den she wil oso wake up n carry her small pillow n follow u..Sumtimes, wen u feel like slapping her, she wil smile 2 u, call u sweetly…den…there’s noting u can do liao…Street wise rite? same as me…haha…Yest my mum cut papaya, put in bowl with fork n serve 2 her…I was like…Unfair leh…so i sand banana & got it oso!~haha…Thx 2 Alyssa~ After which, my mum oni help her clear her bowl & purposely left mine…so THX 2 Alyssa again, I whispered 2 her 2 help me, lata i gif her sweet, n she most willing took it inside 4 me!!~ sO hApi!!~

Suddenly feel so tired….cannt everyday slp @ 2am…I can die man..so I try my best 2 slp ard 12 everyday…sTay TuneD 4 MoRe uPdaTes~~ ;P

It’s a brand new yr & sch as well as work started 4 every1!~ Here I m again blogging in de middle of de nite…Juz gt hm from sch…Phew!~ Its been ages since went bac 2 sch..raining sum more…U tink goin sch dat easy? NAH!~ Esp after sch wen dats 10pm..In de lecture, u oreadi gota fight 4 de bread during tea-break coz ppl there nv eaten bread b4!~ A second late from getting de tea, u will end up getting de bottom..haha…exagerrating lah..I mean minutes late lah…After sch, still gota fight 4 washrm…wen teacher abt 2 end de class, u muz use ur fastest speed 2 chuck everyting inside ur bag n dash out of de hall…haha…cross de overhead bridge, wriggle 2 get a space 2 stand in de bus-stop…n of coz!~ de most crucial moment wen u spot ur bus arriving!~ Mind u, muz haf tactics & angles 2 stand so dat de bus stopped rite in front of u & JUMP into it!~ Use ur Biggy eyes 2 spot any seats & ur big bag 2 get any obstacles off!~ haha…so everyday I gota go war leh..Not dat easy yeah? I wrote until Im so excited nw…excited until Im slpy… ;P

I gota faster njoy my Pocky nw n I hafen pack my bag or iron my clothes!~ Argh…Alrite!~ Gd nite & let me njoy dis cooling nite~~